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Y'all pray for them and the trials they’re about to undergo

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The Jungle Inferno trailer was pretty cool

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spooped spy

Can I just talk about how Soldier got his back broken



- and chills

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

French are you okay?

Me not knowing any of this after studying French for two years:

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This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall. 

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The day has finally come

for @hanahakiflowers

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18 Science Facts We Didn't Know at The Start of 2017


1. Lungs don’t just facilitate respiration - they also make blood. Mammalian lungs produce more than 10 million platelets (tiny blood cells) per hour, which equates to the majority of platelets circulating the body.

2. It is mathematically possible to build an actual time machine - what’s holding us back is finding materials that can physically bend the fabric of space-time.

3. Siberia has a colossal crater called the ‘doorway to the underworld’, and its permafrost is melting so fast, ancient forests are being exposed for the first time in 200,000 years.

4. The world’s first semi-synthetic organisms are living among us - scientists have given rise to new lifeforms using an expanded, six-letter genetic code.

5. Vantablack - the blackest material known to science - now comes in a handy ‘spray-on’ form and it’s the weirdest thing we’ve seen so far this year.

6. It’s official: time crystals are a new state of matter, and we now have an actual blueprint to create these “impossible” objects at will.

7. A brand new human organ has been classified, and it’s been hiding in plain sight this whole time. Everyone, meet your mesentery.

8. Carl Sagan was freakishly good at predicting the future - his disturbingly accurate description of a world where pseudoscience and scientific illiteracy reigns gave us all moment for pause.

9. A single giant neuron that wraps around the entire circumference of a mouse’s brain has been identified, and it appears to be linked to mammalian consciousness.

10. The world’s rarest and most ancient dog isn’t extinct after all - in fact, the outrageously handsome New Guinea highland wild dog appears to be thriving.

11. Your appendix might not be the useless evolutionary byproduct after all. Unlike your wisdom teeth, your appendix might actually be serving an important biological function - and one that our species isn’t ready to give up just yet.

12. After 130 years, we might have to completely redraw the dinosaur family tree, thanks to a previously unimportant cat-sized fossil from Scotland.

13. Polycystic ovary syndrome might actually start in the brain, not the ovaries.

14. Earth appears to have a whole new continent called Zealandia, which would wreak havoc on all those textbooks and atlases we’ve got lying around.

15. Humans have had a bigger impact on Earth’s geology than the infamous Great Oxidation Event 2.3 billion years ago, and now scientists are calling for a new geological epoch - the Anthropocene - to be officially recognised.

16. Turns out, narwhals - the precious unicorns of the sea - use their horns for hunting. But not how you’d think.

17. Human activity has literally changed the space surrounding our planet - decades of Very Low Frequency (VLF) radio communications have accidentally formed a protective, human-made bubble around Earth.

18. Farmers routinely feed red Skittles to their cattle, because it’s a cheap alternative to corn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Py’s excited because they get a jetpack. 

Engie’s both happy and concerned. 



Oh man! Scout and Spy are paired up! There has to be witty dialogue between these two ever since the comic–


or he could leave his son to die

just like him

the Fuckernugget McAsshole Croissant 

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Friendly reminder that today’s an international holiday

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The KIX ATOMIC ‘BOMB’ Ring! The perfect wedding ring for Junkrat (or Engineer from TF2)


A real life piece of Americana from 1947: Advert for the KIX Atomic ‘Bomb’ Ring. For kids, you know!

The perfect gift for unhinged little Junklets.

But let us keep in mind, this is the same Atomic Age America that marketed the ’Gilbert Nuclear Physics No. U-238 Atomic Energy Lab’ boxed set (sold between1950-52 and then taken off the market because it contained actual radioactive substances) to little boys. It came with the Gilbert Atomic Energy Manual, a manual ’How Dagwood Splits The Atom’, a cloud chamber, a Geiger-Mueller counter, a spinthariscope, electroscope, nuclear spheres, Alpha, Beta and Gamma radioactive sources, radioactive ores, deionizer, and batteries.

Brought to you by the same United States Atomic Energy Commission and United States Geological Survey that sold ‘Prospecting for Uranium’ handbooks to encourage citizens to look for uranium ore… presumably in their backyards.

I’m pretty sure Dell Connagher, the BLU Engineer from Team Fortress 2, had one of these kits. Although he must have been about 20 years old when it came out. By that time he had probably built his own kit.

Stuff like this makes me even more convinced that TF2’s insane alternate history, with Mad Science and coal-powered robots,  talking swords and wizards, is secretly set in the same universe as the Fallout games. The 1960s prequel, of sorts. TF2 canonically has magic, but hey, Fallout 4 featured at least one Lovecraftian Old One and is full of name-drop references to the Cthulhu mythos, so… yeah.

– Knusperfrosch

Dear god, that’s amazing.  I kind of want that atomic energy lab because it would be amazing to watch the particles interact??  Like today’s science labs are so tame compared to actual radioactive materials… at least we don’t get as much cancer from our toys, I guess!

Dell definitely got one of these just for the hell of it.  He has his own, but he just wanted to test it out.  In the modern day, he would be doing a whole 38 minute youtube video review of it, telling us why it’s inaccurate and how to make your own experiments at home.

New Taunts for Team Fortress 2′s Jungle Inferno Update! - Part 2


After a rude but very, very pleasant awakening on a Monday evening, we have finally arrived to the jungle. It feels bloody fantastic (in more ways than one, as we’ve seen from the Jungle Inferno SFM short). And with Day 2 of Jungle Inferno’s update on its way, the new taunts leaked from thumbnails a while ago have been released in their full taunt form!

Let’s take a look at some of these taunts with a two-part post of the new Taunts:

Part 1 || Part 2

The Soviet Strong-Arm

Skip leg day forever with this infinitely-looping bicep blaster. Created by: Hypo, Codenator, and FiveEyes

The Russian Arms Race

Get Pushkin, comrade! Own the means of lactic acid production! Created by: _kyle

The Headcase

Let’s get serious for a second, folks, with this heartfelt tribute to cannibalism. Created by: Hypo, donhonk, and Greg

Now, many of these have got us hyped, but there’s one that’s been making a big stink (pun fully intended) when its thumbnail was leaked: the Pyro Gas Blast. But seeing as this is Day 1 of a 4-Day update, we’re thinking there might be some delayed flatulence that’s soon to release. Maybe this will be exclusive with the jetpack from the Jungle Inferno video that we saw? 


What do you think about the Jungle Inferno’s new taunts? 

New Taunts for Team Fortress 2′s Jungle Inferno Update! - Part 1


After a rude but very, very pleasant awakening on a Monday evening, we have finally arrived to the jungle. It feels bloody fantastic (in more ways than one, as we’ve seen from the Jungle Inferno SFM short). And with Day 2 of Jungle Inferno’s update on its way, the new taunts leaked from thumbnails a while ago have been released in their full taunt form!

Let’s take a look at some of these taunts with a two-part post of the new Taunts:

Part 1 || Part 2

Yeti Punch 

According to sacred Tibetan folklore, the noble Yeti inhabits the Himalayan region of Nepal. Now its stupid face can inhabit the knuckle sandwich region of your fist.

Yeti Smash

Scare your enemies, impress your friends and trick sherpas into dating you with this Yeti transformation kit.

The Dueling Banjo

Celebrate one of the two things everyone remembers from the 1972 hillbilly horror classic Deliverance. Created by: SedimentarySocks and Nonamesleft    

The Jumping Jack 

Pound the ground and your ability to have children into submission with this groin-liquefying taunt. Created by: The Winglet, хвзз, Zxo Pink, Karma Charger, and SedimentarySocks

Find Part 2 here

What do you think about the Jungle Inferno’s new taunts?

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I made this joke to my husband at 2am last night so now you have to suffer like he has.

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